Archive - bloominBoomer Newsletter

David. The Adulterous Womanizer Who Would be King.

Is it too late to 'cancel' him?

Oct 4 •

September 2024

Tickle vs. Giggle- The Lawsuit

Some will read and say my imagination has run wild. No, I'm cold stone serious. But you'll have to come with me to Australia.

Sep 9 •

June 2024

My Dad on Choosing a Wife

Start with a wish list. Make sure in includes the prerequisite birthing hips.

Jun 16 •

January 2024

I have got you, deep in the heart of me. So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me. I've got you under my skin.

Jan 13 •

December 2023

November 2023

In Search of Moral Clarity

Unless we offer something as meaningful, I fear the erosion of our civilisation will continue. And fortunately, there is no need to look for some…

Nov 11, 2023 •

October 2023

Trimming My Deplorable Bigoted Toenails

“A person who, because he has corns himself, always treads on other people's toes,” answered the Roman Candle in a low whisper; and the Cracker nearly…

Oct 7, 2023 •

September 2023

Emergency Room: Contagion in Room 223

If... If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster, and treat those two impostors just the same...

Sep 16, 2023 •

August 2023

Time to Hide the Cows

Or maybe it's time to stampede a herd through downtown so the citizens know where their ice cream comes from.

Aug 26, 2023 •

July 2023

I'm Not Getting a New Puppy till Climate Change Ends. Not Kidding!

Please join me at PetStrikers- NO new puppies or kittens till climate change ends.

Jul 29, 2023 •

June 2023

How to Leave What You Can't Take with You

In his foaming drool, he dug furiously- like a rabid dog.

Jun 3, 2023 •

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